People of Vancouver.
And yes, even you, Hazel Dell, as defined by an outdated municipal boundary map that insists you count, despite recent branding efforts to rename you “South Salmon Creek.”
People of Vancouver.
And yes, even you, Hazel Dell, as defined by an outdated municipal boundary map that insists you count, despite recent branding efforts to rename you “South Salmon Creek.”
You're on this page because you saw a notice about missing cats.
You're on this page because you saw a notice about missing cats.
Before continuing, it’s important to clarify that the cats are not missing...
Before continuing, it’s important to clarify that the cats are not missing...
They are not real.
They are not real.
This is intentional.
This is intentional.
The notices, flyers, and posts are part of a marketing tactic that was determined, after discussion, to be more "financially responsible" than Facebook ads.
The notices, flyers, and posts are part of a marketing tactic that was determined, after discussion, to be more "financially responsible" than Facebook ads.
(Thanks Brenda.)
(Thanks Brenda.)
This tactic exists to promote a play...
This tactic exists to promote a play...
12 Incompetent Jurors
A man is accused of abducting half a dozen cats.
The evidence is overwhelming. The case should be open-and-shut.
Unfortunately, the jury is twelve wildly unqualified people who absolutely should not be deciding anything.
12 Incompetent Jurors by Ian McWethy is a fast, fur-filled parody of 12 Angry Men, packed with absurd characters, escalating chaos, and a trial that goes completely off the rails.
Playing March 6–15 at Magenta Theater
A real venue (that contains chairs.)
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
12 Incompetent Jurors
A man is accused of abducting
half a dozen cats. The evidence is overwhelming. The case should
be open-and-shut.
Unfortunately, the jury is twelve wildly unqualified people who absolutely should not be deciding anything.
12 Incompetent Jurors by Ian McWethy is a fast, fur-filled parody of 12 Angry Men, packed with absurd characters, escalating chaos, and a trial that goes completely off the rails.
Playing March 6–15 at Magenta Theater
A real venue (that contains chairs.)
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
No cats appear in the play.
No cats appear in the play.
50% of every ticket goes directly to Shifted Theory, supporting at-risk teens in Clark County. We also use a Pay-It-Forward ticket model so cost is never a barrier.
Past productions have supported
FISH of Vancouver and Olive Crest.
This is how we operate.
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
50% of every ticket goes directly to Shifted Theory, supporting at-risk teens in Clark County. We also use a Pay-It-Forward ticket model so cost is never a barrier.
Past productions have supported
FISH of Vancouver and Olive Crest.
This is how we operate.
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
That’s all.
No cats were harmed.
No pets are missing.
No further investigation is required.
If you’re curious, we’d love to have you.
If not, thank you for checking.
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
That’s all.
No cats were harmed.
No pets are missing.
No further investigation is required.
If you’re curious, we’d love to have you. If not, thank you for checking.
Produced by Ekklesia Theatre
Admission: $15 | Magenta Theater
Location: Magenta Theater, 1108 Main Street, Vancouver, WA 98660
Frequently Asked Questions...
Are the cats actually missing?
No. There are no missing cats. No pets were harmed, displaced, or inconvenienced as part of this production.
How do I request free 'Pay-It-Forward' tickets?
We’re excited to offer free tickets for 12 Incompetent Jurors! Every ticket purchased releases a complimentary ticket for someone else to claim and attend our show for free—no questions asked! Simply email us at [email protected] to see how many free tickets we have available for you and your party.
What kind of show is this?
12 Incompetent Jurors is a sharply funny parody of 12 Angry Men. It's about group decision-making, misplaced confidence, and what happens when everyone insists on being heard at the same time. Best for ages 12 and up.
Who is Ekklesia Theatre?
Ekklesia Theatre is a Vancouver-based community theatre that produces thought-provoking work, partners with local nonprofits, and removes financial barriers through pay-it-forward ticketing.
I’m with the media. Who should I contact?
If you’re a member of the press and have questions about the missing cat campaign, the play, or Ekklesia Theatre, please reach out to [email protected]. We’re happy to clarify things.
Are sponsorship opportunities available?
Yes. If you’re interested in sponsoring this production or supporting the work of Ekklesia Theatre, please contact [email protected] and we’ll be in touch.
